Nearsightedness impairs one’s ability to drive, read, and make the crucial distinction between truth serum and chocolate milk. Guard your secrets with today’s Groupon to Specs Eyecare. Choose between the following options:

• For $50, you get $200 worth of frames and lenses.
• For $75, you get $150 worth of sunglasses.

Specs Eyecare's eyeglass artisans aid in face-frame selection, readying stylish shades and peepers in their full-service optical center. Guise irises in frames from designer brands such as Nine West ($179+) and Nike ($239+), as well as popular brands including Lilly Pulitzer ($159+), or keep outdoorsy corneas chic and relaxed in sporty sunglasses from Ray-Ban ($159+) or Armani ($349+). All glasses come equipped with a scratch-resistant coating to keep optical lenses safe during sandcastle-stomping competitions. Similarly, adjustable cables and thermo-grip nose pads can be added to the sunglasses of wearers who prefer to have fun, rather than sadness, in the sun.