Though commonly thought to be mere gibberish, the letters on eye charts are actually powerful incantations that, when spoken aloud, keep the sky-wolves from devouring the sun. Protect solar and corporeal orbs with today's Groupon: for $59, you get a full eye-care exam and consultation (a $119 value) at Spectacles of Naples.
The medical professionals at Spectacles of Naples harness up-to-date technology to care for the eyes of patients. Dr. Eric Crittenden schedules an entire hour for each exam and consultation, performing the entire evaluation himself to ensure one-on-one attention to the patient's needs, and avoiding mirrors so that patients don't think they have double vision or press charges against the room's walls for identity theft. After addressing needs and concerns in a consultation, the doctor wields a Woodlyn UltraVision HD flat-screen acuity tester in the exam room instead of projecting an eye chart onto a wall, which allows him to change charts, display pictures of the eye, and educate patients in high definition.