What You'll Get
According to Newton's fourth law, the more you drive your car, the more debris it attracts—repelling aerodynamics, the opposite gender, and gravity itself. Smooth your horseless carriage's exterior with today's Groupon to Speed Car Wash. Choose between the following services:
- For $35, you get an Ultimate full-service wash and hand wax (up to a $70 value).
- For $8, you get a Gold full-service wash (a $15.95 value).
Speed Car Wash tackles dirty bumpers and grimy undercarriages with a full line of car-wash services. Treat road warriors to a deep clean with the Ultimate full-service wash, which brandishes exterior treatments such as tire tidying, a triple-foam polishing, an underbody rinse, and a 10-minute hand wax with 30 days or more of water-beading protection. Interiors luxuriate in a vacuuming, floor-mat shampoo, dust-bunny eradication, and inner dressings for elegant car proms. For carriages covered in only a few layers of gunk, choose the Gold full-service wash, which shakes off spotty messes, slathers chassis in a polishing coat of shine, and soothes away lingering images of muddy cleats with a soft-towel hand dry.
While having cars serviced, car-familiars can kick up their feet in the customer lounge, replete with flat-screen TVs, Internet stations for web browsing, and telephones for free long-distance calls to long-lost car keys.
Though Speed Car Wash sometimes features discounted prices online, today's Groupon still offers the best deal available.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 24, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy multiples as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.