Studies show that a high percentage of Americans consider themselves overweight, and an even higher percentage believe they are being chased by Frankenstein’s monster. Alter self-perceptions with today’s Groupon to Speedloss. Choose between the following options:
- For $89, you get a two-day regular or vegetarian food and juice cleanse (a $199 value, including shipping).
- For $99, you get a two-day regular or vegetarian sport food and juice cleanse (a $229 value, including shipping).<p>
The nutrition enthusiasts at Speedloss, which opened its doors 10 years ago, concoct palate-pleasing cleansing juices, soups, shakes, snacks, and supplements in an effort to detoxify bodies and shrink waistlines. The two-day regular cleanse aims to shoo away pounds and silence the call for donuts from devious shoulder occupants with a cleansing combination of consumables. Five times a day, customers savor fat-burning protein shakes, detoxifying juices, protein-fortified oatmeal, low-calorie chocolate mousse, and low-fat soups and snacks along with helpful supplements. The vegetarian variety features juices, shakes, snacks, and supplements that are made without fish or meat products, eliciting outcries from vegetable-rights activists. Additional cleansing juices, protein shakes, and energy-boosting ingredients fortify active customers in sport plans, which also come in regular and vegetarian variations. All plans include an instruction guide brimming with weight-loss tips and shake recipes.
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Santa Monica Cleanse Co.
The health enthusiasts at Santa Monica Cleanse Co. concoct palate-pleasing and cleansing juices, shakes, snacks, and supplements in an effort to detoxify bodies and shrink waistlines. Their various products, which are perfect for customers with active lifestyles or those who are simply busy, aim to shoo away pounds and silence the siren call sung by donuts. Their products include Santa Monica and short-term quick cleanses, Oat Pro high-performance protein oatmeal, Protein 26 meal replacement shakes, and Go Zone energy drinks.