What You'll Get
Studies show that a high percentage of Americans consider themselves overweight, and an even higher percentage believe they are being chased by Frankenstein’s monster. Alter self-perceptions with today’s Groupon to Speedloss. Choose between the following options:
- For $89, you get a two-day regular or vegetarian food and juice cleanse (a $199 value, including shipping).
- For $99, you get a two-day regular or vegetarian sport food and juice cleanse (a $229 value, including shipping).
The nutrition enthusiasts at Speedloss, which opened its doors 10 years ago, concoct palate-pleasing cleansing juices, soups, shakes, snacks, and supplements in an effort to detoxify bodies and shrink waistlines. The two-day regular cleanse aims to shoo away pounds and silence the call for donuts from devious shoulder occupants with a cleansing combination of consumables. Five times a day, customers savor fat-burning protein shakes, detoxifying juices, protein-fortified oatmeal, low-calorie chocolate mousse, and low-fat soups and snacks along with helpful supplements. The vegetarian variety features juices, shakes, snacks, and supplements that are made without fish or meat products, eliciting outcries from vegetable-rights activists. Additional cleansing juices, protein shakes, and energy-boosting ingredients fortify active customers in sport plans, which also come in regular and vegetarian variations. All plans include an instruction guide brimming with weight-loss tips and shake recipes.
Weight-loss results may vary; click here for Speedloss’ FAQ page.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 3, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Valid only for option purchased. Online only, not valid for phone orders. Shipping included. Allow 7-14 days after order for delivery. Does not ship to AK/HI/Canada. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Vertex Body Sciences
VERTEX Foods was founded by former star athlete, Fortune 500 executive, ex-military, celebrity personal trainer, sports nutrition expert + NBC personality, Todd Williams. The frustrations experienced in finding healthy and convenient meals and snacks while on-the-go, that not only boost energy but help to manage weight, revealed that there was a real need in the marketplace for a new type of product and company. Not only should quick, healthy meals and snacks have a stellar nutritional profile, but most of all, they should taste really, really, REALLY good!