Bodies that are properly cared for perform better, which explains why most Olympic records are held by reanimated mummies. Go for the pharaoh’s gold with today’s Groupon: for $59, you get a one-month health package at Spice Wellness Systems (a $345 total value). The package includes the following:
- One-month membership with Whole Body Vibration (a $250 value)
- Half-hour massage (a $35 value)
- Half-hour infrared sauna session (a $25 value)
- Ionic footbath (a $35 value)
Over the course of one month, visitors to Spice Wellness Systems seek healthy bodies through Whole Body Vibration complemented by relaxation and detox-focused treatments. Ten-minute sessions atop a vibrating platform aim to build bone density, strengthen muscles, and mix up vinaigrettes stored in pockets for a post-session salad. Spice’s fitness pros recommend three shaking sessions a week to help boost energy levels as well as overall health. A half-hour massage calls a registered massage therapist with at least 1,000 hours of training to enliven weary muscles with targeted strokes aimed at relaxation and decreasing Cortisol levels. Members also step into an infrared sauna for 30 minutes to bathe in radiant heat that prompts skin to sweat out impurities and dip toes into the detoxifying depths of an ionic foot bath, in which charged molecules activate each pore’s electric garage door and wash away the toxins inside.
Spice Wellness translates healthy bodies into sleek physiques with the help of high-tech fitness equipment such as the Whole Body Vibration platform and the detoxifying far-infrared sauna. Throughout the day, the centre bustles with patrons sagging into massage chairs or plunging their toes into the detoxifying depths of an ionic footbath in which charged molecules activate each pore's electric garage door and wash away the toxins inside. Meanwhile, human massage therapists—each with at least 2,200 hours of training—enliven weary muscles with targeted strokes aimed at relaxation and decreasing cortisol levels.