What You'll Get
The secret to living a long life lies in maintaining a healthy diet, regularly relaxing, and never, ever dying. Stay serene and immortal with this Groupon.
$69 for a Massage, Sauna, and Vibration Package ($324 Value)
With each package, guests receive a 60-minute massage, a far-infrared-sauna session, and a one-month membership for whole-body-vibration treatments.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires 180 days after purchase. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Appointment required. 24hr cancellation notice required. New clients only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Spice Wellness
Spice Wellness translates healthy bodies into sleek physiques with the help of high-tech fitness equipment such as the Whole Body Vibration platform and the detoxifying far-infrared sauna. Throughout the day, the centre bustles with patrons sagging into massage chairs or plunging their toes into the detoxifying depths of an ionic footbath in which charged molecules activate each pore's electric garage door and wash away the toxins inside. Meanwhile, human massage therapists—each with at least 2,200 hours of training—enliven weary muscles with targeted strokes aimed at relaxation and decreasing cortisol levels.