The proper amount of spice elevates the mundane to new heights, which is why NASA has abandoned its shuttle program in favor of cheaper chili-powered flying saucers. Taste the future with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of all-natural and organic spices from Spicely Organic Spices.
Spicely Organic Spices' herb-hunting experts scour the globe for naturally grown spices and teas and distribute them in bulk to household pantries and professional eateries. A selection of more than 400 items are carefully selected to screen out artificial sweeteners, genetic modifications, and irradiation, ensuring healthy flavor and making it next to impossible to accidentally acquire the powers of an oregano plant. Enliven lackluster spice racks with signature eastern flavors such as piquant organic ground cumin ($16.99 for 15 oz.) or thai curry seasoning, a zesty blend of organic paprika, turmeric, black pepper, cayenne, and other exotic tastes ($24.99/lb.). The American Kitchen 12-Box Sampler restores depleted reserves with a dozen cookery classics such as organic rosemary, garlic, and basil ($42)––which are red, white, and blue flavored, respectively. Ovens relish the sacchariferous scent of the anise seed and vanilla bean found in the Baker's Favorites 12-Box Sampler ($48), and neighborhood hummingbirds will take song requests in exchange for a hot cup of nectar made from organic hibiscus-flowers tea bags ($7.99 for 14 oz.).