The human spine is flexible enough to withstand a variety of activities, including early-morning stretches and late-night limbos under mall-security lasers. Give a hard-working backbone a tune-up with today's Groupon: for $29, you get three 45-minute spinal-decompression treatments with laser therapy for neck or back pain and a full spine exam at the Spinal Decompression Centre on Wortley Road (a $572 value).
The Spinal Decompression Centre's fully licensed and highly experienced doctors, physiotherapist, and consulting MD specialist soothe cramped and weary spines. A full neck or back exam analyzes the vertebral column for bumps, bruises, and cheetah-print tattoos in order to discern the causes of back discomfort, such as a possible bulging, slipped, or degenerative disc, or an overactive Sisyphus impression. Next, an FDA-approved spinal decompression treatment alleviates pain in lumbar joints caused by disorders such as sciatica and disc herniation. Lower-back pain sufferers relish the nonsurgical decompression technology, which applies distraction force to backbones thus creating a soothing separation that mellows out compressed lumbar nerves. Multiple decompression treatments vanquish chronic lower-back pain, often allowing clients to engage in regular exercise and bequeath chiropractors with celebratory piggy-back rides.