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Reviewed January 23, 2012
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What You'll Get
The vertebral column consists of four separate regions, all of which are secretly conspiring to invade and overthrow the others, to painful effect. Put an end to civil back wars with today's Groupon: for $39, you get a consultation, exam, digital x-rays (if needed), a spinal adjustment, and a 30-minute massage (a $575 total value) at Spinal Health Care Associates in Cordova.
A team of highly trained bone-experts holds down the fort at Spinal Health Care, compassionately welcoming patients who are in pain and in need of professional help. Your visit to the musculoskeletal specialty center will commence with a thorough consultation and examination, during which Dr. Jeff Becker will utilize a clever combination of futuristic gadgetry and time-honored treasure maps to locate the bodily zigzags, spinal squiggles, and other internal sweater-patterns that are giving you grief. If your associate deems it necessary for proper pain-diagnosis, you might also be asked to pose for a set of x-rays, so clean out old gum-wrappers before you arrive.
Using the information resulting from the consultation and exam, a skillful associate will apply strategic pressure to your person to adjust your spine until it is as clean and un-crinkled as an iron's best friend. The all-inclusive treatment will conclude with a recuperative 30-minute orthopedic massage, aimed at reducing muscular tension, improving blood-flow, eliminating toxins, and releasing feel-great endorphins.
New clients only. Call to schedule an appointment.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 23, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy as gift. Limit 1 per visit. New clients only. By appointment only. 24-hr. cancellation notice or Groupon is forfeited. Must fill out standard paperwork. Not valid with medicare. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.