What You'll Get
Some washing machines rotate at the inverse velocity of time, creating tiny wormholes just large enough to transport a single sock into another dimension. Keep garments clean and in this universe with today's Groupon to Spins Laundrymart. Billed as Ottawa's only laundromat with an adjoining café, Spins Laundrymart offers wash-and-fold laundry services for wilted wearables. Spins' friendly washery experts give garments the collar-to-hem treatment, sorting, separating, and pre-treating for stains before each load dives into a whirlpool of stain-fighting splendour. Clothes with a social phobia will be happy to know that Spins never mixes clothes with another order and does not enforce icebreakers requiring an interesting fact. Once folded and packaged, orders can be ready within a one-day turnaround. Though today's Groupon allows laundry-seekers to drop off their laundry and come back, clothing parents can rest assured that Spins keeps a tidy and sparkling-clean shop with two LCD TVs to keep waiting washers and T-shirts entertained with Senators games and soap operas.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 19, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Valid only for clothing items. Must use in 1 visit. No cash value. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.