Detoxification, like weeding a garden, cutting fat from pork chops, and losing a pinky toe to a mini golf windmill, disposes of things you didn't really want in the first place. Lighten your body's load with today's Groupon: for $20, you get $40 worth of waxing services or one ion foot detox (a $40 value) at Spirit Soul and Body Holistic Family Wellness Center & Spa.

Spirit Soul and Body Holistic Family Wellness Center & Spa's leader and massage therapist Rhonda Holt touts services that help cultivate overall wellness. Friendly staffers soak toes during the 30-minute ion foot detox, a lower digit douse that gently coaxes toxins from their head-to-toe hideaways drawing them through the pores in the feet, leaving the body as clean and fresh as a vine-ripe bar of soap.

Meanwhile patrons pestered by unwanted follicles can wrangle a wax, lasting between 30 and 60 minutes depending on which body area is being preened. Shape the edges of eyebrow awnings into delicate arches or snazzy lightning bolts ($20 for men and women), or strip stubbly stomachs of unwanted hair ($40 for men, $25 for women). Smooth-seekers can also de-fuzz furry ears ($10 for men and women) or polish stubbly hands ($10 for men and women). Female patrons can tame lip and chin tresses ($15 each), or buff bikini lines ($40).