If the shortest distance between two points is a straight line, then dishevelled hair provides the least efficient route for climbing monkeys to reach the bananas in your fruit hat. Today's Groupon tames tresses for easy scaling: for $99, you get one DKA Dikson Keratin Action treatment (up to a $500 value) at Splash Beauty Studio, located on West Broadway.

Splash's expert stylists brandish advanced hair-care products fashioned from formidable formulas to flatten frizz and subdue unruly curls. DKA Dikson’s organic, formaldehyde-free keratin treatment straightens hair by penetrating cuticles and infusing them with a smoothing serum that’s appropriate for all hair types—be they bleached, coloured, or ruthlessly spiked to mediate brawls with the face. Results can last up to four months and make hair easier to style, cutting down on time spent locked in the bathroom with blow dryers and glue sticks. Splash Beauty Studio boasts private rooms for their treatments and a laid-back, vibrant atmosphere to complement the friendly staff.

Reviews

Google Mappers give Splash Beauty Studio an average of five stars:

• The salon is very relaxing, I fell asleep I dont' [sic] know how many times. they provide tea and snack if you're there for a long service! – A Google Mapper on 1/15/10
• They are very sanitized with their tools, whether it's nails or hair or skin care. Very often they will tell you what they're doing and why they're doing it, sometimes it can be repetitive but it's ok! I like to learn and they educate me, and believe me, it really shows I really don't know anything! – A Google Mapper on 12/18/09

Splash Beauty Studio has changed their name to King and Queen Spa.