What You'll Get
Paintball is like a production of Hamlet: it's exciting, demanding, and by the end everyone has pretend-died. Take paintball arms against a sea of troubles with today's Groupon: for $15, you get either four hours of paintball or two hours of laser tag, including equipment rentals, at Splattered Woods Paintball & Laser Tag (a $30 value).
Splattered Woods is a sprawling battlefield for laser tag and paintball showdowns. Crawl on your belly over rocks and dash between bunkers with the whiz of small paint-filled capsules humming past your ears; then open fire, tucking, rolling, and shouting in slow-motion, until your enemies, best friends, or co-workers are decimated in a splatter of color. Or, serve and volley laser bolts across a darkened, fog-filled court in a tense match to see who is master of the laser. Splattered Woods has equipment to accommodate up to 20 paintball players and 12 laser-tag space denizens at a time. You can buy an unlimited number of Groupons, so schedule a session for your next birthday party, company event, youth-group gathering, or quilting-club outing. Should your first bag of paintballs prove insufficient ammo for all four hours of play, extra bags of paintballs (500 in each) can be purchased for $15.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 9, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per customer, may buy multiple as gifts. Reservation required. Not valid for private games. Waiver required. 24-hour cancellation notice required. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.