What You'll Get
Paintball is like a production of Hamlet—it’s exciting, demanding, and by the end everyone has pretend-died. Take paint-flecked arms against a sea of troubles with today’s Groupon to SplatterPark in Mount Gilead. Choose between the following options:
- For $29, you get a mini rental pack for two (a $60 value). The pack includes:
- Admission for two
- Gun rental for two
- Safety-equipment rental for two
- 400 paintballs
- Lunch for two
Two harnesses (additional $10 value)
- For $55, you get a mini rental pack for four (a $120 value). The pack includes:
- Admission for four
- Gun rental for four
- Safety-equipment rental for four
- 800 paintballs
- Lunch for four
- Four harnesses (additional $20 value)
Digitized in the video game Greg Hastings’ Tournament Paintball, SplatterPark stands among the Midwest’s foremost fields for tie-dyed conflict. Safely deposited in the park’s drop zone, recruits receive their battlefield-equipment set, including semiautomatic rental guns with 200 paintballs each, protective masks and harnesses, and an inflatable decoy in the shape of a former vice president. SplatterPark’s mess tent provides combatants with a tactical lunch containing post-firefight sustenance in the form of hot dogs and chips. Skirmishes unfold across one of a dozen fields, including the forested Fort Buckeye, Snipers Hollow, and Hamburger Hole, where players must avoid open-field barrages and landmines shaped like cheeseburgers.
Young guns ages 10 and older can fire multicolored rounds during SplatterPark’s open-play sessions, which run from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. on Saturday and Sunday. Private weekday sessions are available for groups of 20 or more or art-school classes seeking inspiration by taking their craft back to its natural, outdoorsy roots.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 23, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Must be 10 or older. Must sign waiver. Valid for open play on Saturday and Sunday from 10AM-4PM. Subject to customer minimum on weeknights. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
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