Roughly 85% of New Year’s resolutions never make it past the hypothetical phase, according to an unfinished study that was abandoned in early February. Achieve your weight-loss goals with today’s Groupon: for $599, you get a LipoLaser and vibration-exercise machine package at Splendore Medspa in Greensburg (a $1,200 value).
The package includes the following:
- Six 30- to 40-minute Lapex BCS LipoLaser sessions for the abdominal area, legs, or arms
- Six 10-minute sessions on the Platinum Noblerex full-body vibration-platform exercise machine, to be used the same days as the LipoLaser treatments<p>
Under the supervision of their medical director, the doctor-certified technicians at Splendore Medspa work to shrink waistlines with expert LipoLaser treatments. During a consultation and assessment, technicians take medical histories, evaluate body types in order to customize treatments, and answer any questions patients may have. Then clients relax on the soft tables as light from the Lapex BCS LipoLaser safely penetrates skin more comfortably and effectively than old-fashioned epidermal battering rams. As the laser works its way into adipose-heavy zones, its specialized wave-lengths work to shrink fat cells by making them porous enough to relinquish their water, fatty acids, glycerol, and marshmallow-cream centers. After the treatment, which requires no downtime, patients can speed along fat cells’ departure on the Platinum Noblerex full-body vibration platform. As patients perch upon the platform, they must contract their muscles in order to maintain equilibrium, working to tighten musculature, improve flexibility, and cultivate a strong sense of balance. Like painting a self-portrait with their foot, most patients achieve best results with weekly sessions spread out over three to six weeks.
In the opulent waiting room, leather easy chairs and couches cradle clients as they sip drinks from a coffee bar or contemplate the modern, sculptural art decking the walls. Lush plants flank modern medical equipment within the quiet, tranquil treatment rooms where patients recline upon pillow-strewn tables that are softer than a cashmere-clad cloud.
Though Splendore Medspa sometimes offers a discounted rate, today’s Groupon still offers the best available discount.