What You'll Get
Though not a significant feat for deli meat, getting on a roll is a human achievement only fully recognized through bowling tabulations. Score more for inertial excellence with today's Groupon: for $17, you get $35 worth of cuisine and drinks at Splitsville Luxury Lanes & Dinner Lounge in the Channelside Bay Plaza.
Splitsville appeases appetites for flavorful fusion cuisine while satisfying fun glands with ample bowling and dancing opportunities. Among racks of vibrant, multicolored bowling balls and one of the world's largest pins, bowl over taste buds with an eclectic menu of contemporary cuisine. Sample a fresh selection from the sea with an array of artful sushi favorites, including california, volcano, and spicy-tuna tempura rolls ($7–$13). Those who wish to exercise their landlubbing legs can stay dry with saucy pizza delights ($9–$12). Educate tongues with one of Splitsville's specialty pies, such as the Island Club or Big Fat Greek, or build your own with an adequate supply of dough blocks, cheese cement, and pepperoni nails. To fully satisfy cravings for fancy fare, sink incisors into a signature plate, featuring the mahi-mahi tuna with voodoo shrimp to enchant molars and the chicken pinot grigio to intoxicate tonsils ($8–$19). While exploring the culinary possibilities, sip from a selection of specialty cocktails served in fishbowl-style stemware, in case you want to replenish the goldfish residing in your pocket that were pawned off the neighbor's kids.
To ensure a classy environment for every pin-smashing master, Splitsville enforces a casual dress code after 10 p.m. on Fridays and Saturdays. Dress to impress while you dance to dazzle, because after 8 p.m. on Fridays and Saturdays, Splitsville becomes a 21+ establishment, offering opportunities to woo a loved one with your newest dance move, which involves stationary knee bounces with periods of generously shared sneezes.
Although seven Yahoo! Locals weren't impressed with the service at Splitsville Luxury Lanes & Dinner Lounge, 16 Yelpers give it a 3.5-star average and seven Citysearchers give it a four-star average. Splitsville has more than 1,600 Facebookers for fans:
- Splitsville is a great place to go to have fun with your friends in an uncoventional [sic] way. It's not your daddy's bowling alley! It's an upscale bowling, billiards and dinner lounge with great food and drinks. – Ashley S., Yelp, 07/21/2010
- I love Splitsville! Can you say options: Bowling, Pool, Dancing, Eating, Drinking and Socializing. I love the eccentric menu. – LaKesha C., Yelp, 03/23/2010
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 8, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for listed location. Dine-in only. Must purchase 1 food item. Must use in 1 visit, no cash back. Tax and gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.