What You'll Get
The three holes on a bowling ball represent the three phases of bowling: windup, release, and genuflection. Send a ball properly on its way with today's Groupon: for $18, you get a bowling package for up to six people at Splitsville Entertainment in Hamilton (up to a $120 total value, including HST). The package includes:
- Two hours of bowling (up to a $63 value)
- Shoe rental for six (a $21 value)
- Six bumper-car rides (a $36 value)
At Splitsville Entertainment, bowlers roll strikes, spares, and gutter balls in a facility encompassing 34 lanes, a full restaurant, a lounge area, and an arcade. Wielding tiny lassos, staff members ensnare toes and outfit them with specialized footwear before directing players toward their designated lanes. As balls barrel down waxed fairways, an automated touch-screen scoring system registers every felled pin while more than 20 plasma TVs distract idling players with candle-making videos. Meanwhile, a fleet of hovercraft-style bumper cars glides, bumps, spins, and parallel parks in the game room. Players can kick back as two stone fireplaces radiate warmth across hardwood floors, colourful carpets, and cushy couches in Splitsville's lounge area. Bowlers can also nosh on selections from Splitsville's full kitchen menu, quench thirst with an array of libations, and practice virtual sock knitting in the arcade room.
Splitsville Entertainment's rates fluctuate throughout the week.
Bowling balls trundle down Splitsville's 34 slick lanes as touchscreen scoring tracks each player's strikes and splits. Friday and Saturday night cosmic bowling sessions enhance frames with black lights and drop-down screens. More than 20 plasma screen televisions and five projectors over the lane enthrall players awaiting their turn. Further overhead, Splitville's lounge, The Loft, treats guests to two stonewalled fireplaces and an entertainment stage as they munch on the kitchen menu's pub eats. Splitsville also lures gamers with more than 70 arcade games in Playdium Lite and baits pool sharks at the billiards table by dangling chum from cues.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 2, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.