The disarming innocence of a sleeping babe warms the hearts of all, but it also leaves victims unprepared for militant toddler uprisings. Stay on your baby's good side with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $50 worth of children's and maternity apparel and accessories at Spoiled Boutique in the Campbell Creek Center on Dimond Boulevard.

Spoiled Boutique outfits newborns, tots, and mamas-to-be with a wide range of designer apparel, shoes, and strollers. Children's clothing, ranging from newborn to size 8 ($20+), comes in top brands such as True Religion and Patagonia, ensuring that cat-walking kids make unforgettable first impressions, despite not knowing how to open a bank account or land a fighter jet.

Tiny toes snuggle into brand-name shoes ($20+), mistakenly step into diaper bags ($60+), and tap with impatience as mommies try on fashionable maternity tops ($40+) and bras ($39+), with labels that include Glamour Mom and Paige Premium Maternity. With an avalanche of gifts and plush playmates—such as Cloud B's Mimicking Monkey and Twilight Sea Turtle (both $38)—paired with free gift wrap, friends can shower cheerful cherubs with material love, and jealous older siblings can bridge the gap that formed when they refused to give up their old crib to the baby.