What You'll Get
Due to a recent hair-related tackling incident, pro football players are now required to either cut hair to shoulder length or become field-goal kickers. Today's deal precisely trims jock locks to regulation length: for $5, you get one MVP haircut (up to a $23 value) from Sport Clips at one of four locations: McHenry, Glen Ellyn, Elmhurst, or Rolling Meadows.
The MVP haircut is reserved for guys who want the brawn of a chiseled cut with the extreme adrenaline rush of a pleasant pampering. Following careful instructions or expert intuition, stylists can clean up the edges without sacrificing any degree of edginess. A thorough shampoo and scalp massage ensures an itch-free walk off, while a neck and shoulder massage with steamed towel leaves cleaned-up batters with the zonal focus to connect on any upcoming office pitch.
At Sport Clips, you won't experience the luxury of fine flower arrangements in the corners, soothing soft rock flowing from the speakers, or TVs tuned to your stories on daytime television; instead, you'll be engulfed in a man salon stocked with sports memorabilia, sports television, and sporty stylists sporting specializations in guys' cuts and sports. Grab up to two Groupons to plan ahead for the off-season. In between cuts, return for a complimentary follow-up neck trim designed to keep girthing trapezius muscles in full view.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 18, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person. Valid only at listed locations. Gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.