What You'll Get
Due to a recent hair-related tackling incident, pro football players are now required to either cut hair to shoulder length or become field-goal kickers. Today's deal precisely trims jock locks to regulation length: for $11, you get one MVP haircut (a $23 value) from Sport Clips. This Groupon is good for five area locations—Beaverton, Clackamas, Hillsboro, Oregon City, and West Linn.
The MVP haircut is reserved for guys who want the brawn of a chiseled cut with the extreme adrenaline rush of a pleasant pampering. Following careful instructions or expert intuition, stylists can clean up the edges without sacrificing any degree of edginess. A thorough shampoo and scalp massage ensure an itch-free walk off, while a neck and shoulder massage with steamed towel leaves cleaned-up batters with the zonal focus to connect on any upcoming office pitch.
At Sport Clips, you won't experience the luxury of fine flower arrangements in the corners, soothing soft rock flowing from the speakers, or TVs tuned to your stories on daytime television; instead, you'll be engulfed in a man salon stocked with sports memorabilia, sports television, and sporty stylists sporting specializations in guys' cuts and sports. Grab up to two Groupons to plan ahead for the off-season. In between cuts, return for a complimentary follow-up neck trim designed to keep girthing trapezius muscles in full view.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 16, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person. Valid only at location purchased. No cash back. Gratuity not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.