Due to a recent hair-related tackling incident, pro football players are now required to either cut hair to shoulder length or become field-goal kickers. Today's Groupon precisely trims jock locks to regulation length: for $20, you get two MVP haircuts (a $42 value) at Sport Clips' four Tulsa-area locations.
The MVP haircut is reserved for guys who want the brawn of a chiseled cut with the extreme adrenaline rush of a pleasant pampering. Following careful instructions or expert intuition, stylists can clean up the edges without sacrificing any degree of edginess. A thorough shampoo and scalp massage ensures an itch-free walk off, and a neck and shoulder massage with steamed towels leaves cleaned-up batters with the zonal focus to connect on any upcoming office pitch.
At Sport Clips, you won't experience the luxury of fine flower arrangements in the corners, soothing soft rock flowing from the speakers, or TVs tuned to your stories on daytime television. Instead, you'll be engulfed in a man salon stocked with sports memorabilia, sports television, and sporty stylists sporting specializations in guys' cuts and sports.