What You'll Get
Soccer, much like bobbing for apples and going on a first date, strictly forbids the use of hands. Learn how to play the beautiful game in all its footed glory with today's Groupon: for $35, you get a six-week women’s beginner indoor soccer clinic at S'port Port on Ashley Ridge Boulevard (a $70 value). The clinic will be held between May 14 and June 18 on Saturdays from 2 p.m. to 5 p.m. in hourly intervals. Additional clinics may be added, so call for the latest information.
S'port Port boasts premier indoor soccer facilities, including a full-size field for learning, practicing, and playing games of soccer's accelerated indoor cousin. The six-week women's indoor soccer clinic for beginners arms burgeoning footballers with the tools to shoot, pass, trap, cross, and dribble in a friendly and competitive team environment of 12–14 contenders. Along with enabling players to attain skills in a new sport, playing indoor soccer provides potential slide-tackling machines with great workouts sans the monotony of routine gym visits, tired treadmill excursions, and old-hat tree-uprooting exercises. Indoor soccer’s quick turf and playable walls make for a sprightly, fast-paced game that allows players to make zippy passes, rebound missed shots, and score with reckless abandon.
At the end of S’port Port’s six-week indoor soccer clinic, scrimmages let ladies test their newly acquired skills without the shrieking vuvuzelas and international news crews that accompany most full games. The indoor soccer clinic requires nothing more than shin guards and a pair of sneakers or soccer shoes, allowing turf shoes with more than 20 cleats and outdoor cleats as well. The year-round climate-controlled facilities offer restrooms and showers for freshening up after a spirited booting session or postvictory food fight.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 18, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Must register online by 5/14/11. Must be 18 or older. Sessions valid only on Sat. from 5/14/11-6/18/11. Valid for women only. Non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.