What You'll Get
Adrenaline can numb people to pain, give them the strength to lift cars, and help them cope with the pain of watching someone run away holding their car. Get your adrenaline boosted and nothing else with this Groupon.
$59 for 10-Minute Parasailing Ride ($119.99 Value)
Sportations hosts one-hour parasailing excursions, which depart seven days a week in Orange Beach and Destin, Florida. After motoring out along the Emerald Coast, guests climb aboard the boat’s flight deck, don a safety harness, and head aloft thanks to a parasail wing attached to the boat by a sturdy towline. Each flight lasts 8–10 minutes, and may reach heights of up to 800 feet. While this Groupon covers an individual rider, up to three riders may fly at once. Rides take place from May–November.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 10, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 3 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. 500lb total weight max per flight. Must sign waiver. Valid only at listed locations. Valid 7/22-9/10. Subject to weather. Must use promotional value in 1 visit. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
Sportations connects amateur adrenaline jockeys to certified professional adventurers, drawing from a nationwide network of aeronauts and speed demons to introduce habitual pedestrians to the wonders of skydiving, ballooning, hang gliding, and stock-car racing. Thrill seekers can zipline across a forest canopy, hollering like Tarzan or taunting nearby birds until they agree to race. Helicopter tours ferry patrons skyward over landmarks and cityscapes, whereas paragliding adventures get up close and personal with blue skies and clouds. For most sports, Sportations accommodates groups of any size, from physics classes empirically proving gravity's existence to solo ballooning supervillains declaring dominion over all they see.