People eat three times a day to prevent mouthy mouths from brashly blurting out their distaste for the rest of the digestive system. Today's Groupon prevents intra-system quarreling by subduing chatty cheeks with scrumptious eats: for $15, today’s deal gets you $30 worth of burgers, platters, drinks and more at Sports Garden Café, located in the Iroquois Park Sports Centre in Whitby.

Seeking stomachs find solace from the hearty starters, sandwiches, and more studding Sports Garden Café's eclectic menu. Rev gastro-engines for the veggie & dip platter with ranch ($6), or an original café creation like the Canadian Angus cheese & peameal bacon burger ($11.25). Incisors sink into sweet potato fries ($6.25) as orb’s orient onto one of the twenty café TV screens, displaying the athleticisms of professionals and fugitive referees. The hat trick platter, a two-pound pile of buffalo wings, deep-fried pickle spears, three-cheese garlic bread and veggie sticks ($28.50), feeds groups of friends, family, and protesters, and pairs well with any of Sports Garden Café's eleven draught beers (prices vary). Your mini-me can enjoy kids' menu classics such as chicken tenders ($5.99) or the cheese quesadilla ($5.95).