What You'll Get
According to Newton's fourth law, the more you drive your car, the more debris it attracts—repelling aerodynamics, the opposite gender, and gravity itself. Smooth your horseless carriage's exterior with today's Groupon: for $5, you get two automatic car washes at Spot Not Car Wash, with four area locations (listed on the right). Spot Not keeps jalopies dapper and scratch-free with an efficient cleansing system and purified rinse for a flawless finish. The sudsy pageant commences with a Pre-Kleen treatment to dissolve the dust of the road before two high-pressure washes slough remaining filth from soiled shells. An underbelly purge, like a league of soapy superheroes, shows corrosive street salt that grime doesn't pay, and a matronly, de-mineralized rinse leaves the car to dry without streaking or spotting. Pay an additional $1 at your time of service for the touch-free dryer treatment to hasten evaporation.
About Spot Not Car Wash
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 1, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 5 per person. Must bring Groupon to location of choice on Monday through Saturday from 7 a.m. to 6 p.m. to exchange for tokens. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.