If cleanliness is next to godliness, it could mean that layer of grime on your floors is the only thing preventing you from palling around with Poseidon. With today’s Groupon, discover a better way to a clean home than covering your floors with cheese and waiting for the mice to polish. For $50, you get $110 towards two house-cleaning sessions with Spotless Finish, the locally owned Baltimore cleaning service that opposes spots, but is tolerant of houndstooth.

To be eligible for today’s deal, your house, apartment, or adobe hut must be within a 35-mile radius of the Spotless Finish office, located at 7338 Berkshire Rd. in Baltimore. Depending on the size of your residence, the rates are as follows for one apartment- or house-cleaning session:

• 1 Bedroom/1 Bath: $55
• 2 Bedroom/1 Bath: $60
• 2 Bedroom/2 Bath: $65
• 3 Bedroom/2 Bath: $70

Unlike some sneaky maids who dust around furniture, shuffle clutter out of sight, and empty dustpans in the coffee maker, Spotless Finish will deep clean every corner and crevice of your place—and its professional staff guarantees satisfaction. Spotless Maids has employees fluent in English, Spanish, Polish, and Italian, ensuring ease of communication and a quick resolution to diplomatic crises. Develop a customized service plan, and take pleasure in knowing that your bathroom(s) will be scoured from toilet to tub, your kitchen scrubbed and dishes washed, floors mopped and waxed, beds made, and carpets cleaned to carpety perfection. You can even have your laundry done if you so desire ($15 additional charge applies, no mascot costumes, please). All cleaning supplies are provided, and only environmentally responsible green cleaning products are used. Grab this deal and have your home cleaned by an eco-conscious team of cleanliness experts.

Please call (443) 846-1132 to schedule cleanings. Both cleanings must be scheduled when calling. There is no restriction on how far apart the two sessions are, but they must both be completed by the expiration date.

Reviews

Most Spotless Finish clients are busy messing up their houses so they can get them re-cleaned, but one super-tidy Yahoo! Local gives a five-star rating, and a few customers have pledged their undying love, loyalty, and first born to Spotless Finish through testimonials: > * I have a son who as servere allergeies [sic], and keeping a clean home is essential to his health…Spotless Finish worked with me to customize our cleaning plans to not interfere with his allergies. I can’t explain how thrilled I am to have found Spotless Finish. – Linda Soifer, Yahoo! Local > * The most dedicated and trustworthy professionals I have ever met. You won’t be disappointed. – Zoe, Testimonial