Like tickbirds and rhinos, humans and carpets enjoy a tenuous symbiotic relationship: we keep it clean, and it gives us somewhere to perch besides a lion's den. Hold up your end of the bargain with today’s Groupon to Spotless Pride. Choose between two options:
- For $49, you get four rooms of carpet cleaning (a $99 value).
- For $39, you get three rooms of carpet cleaning (a $79 value).
Spotless Pride frees an abode’s underfoot fur from accumulated cookie crumbs and pet hair using a nontoxic, hypoallergenic method safe for kids and pets. Spotless Pride’s environmentally-friendly approach to carpet cleaning employs an odorless, soap-free solution that lifts dirt, allergens, and sand-art mishaps from the hidden base layer where filth settles between fibers. After a purifying cleanse from a Spotless Pride technician and about an hour of drying time, a room’s once-sullied carpet will have regained its natural color, fresh smell, and crunchless feeling when kneaded between the toes.
Spotless Pride will travel to any location within a 45-mile radius of Birmingham. This deal is valid for rooms up to 300 square feet; extra square footage and staircases incur an additional charge. Like an architect loitering outside a convenience store he designed, Spotless Pride stands by its work, offering a seven-day guarantee, during which time a technician will return to re-clean any carpet area a customer deems unsatisfactorily de-grimed.