If it weren't for sunless tanners, humans would have an even harder time distinguishing themselves from snowmen, making them even more susceptible to getting carrots up the nose. Emerge from the chilly months sporting a healthy glow with today's Groupon: for $22, you get one mobile airbrush tan from Spray (a $55 value). Staffers will travel up to 10 miles from Spray's main hub in zip code 60656 to deliver on-location tans.
Spray's convenient mobile-tanning services imbue bronze-seeking beauties with an all-natural, streak-free glow. Once spray stations are set up on-site, the 30-minute tansperience coats lackluster bone blankets with a safe, anti-aging solution featuring DHA, a plant-derived agent full of antioxidants to rejuvenate newly pigmented pelts. Spray will provide disposable garments. Tans can take up to four hours to develop but provide up to ten days of sun-hugged skin, with color fading gradually.
For optimal hue-shift, pre-tanners should shower, shave, and exfoliate before their service and leave their skin lotion-free. Post-mist, clients should wear loose, dark clothing and avoid sweating, showering, or getting licked by a giraffe for up to eight hours. Read more about aftercare here.