The ground is filled with more than semicursed treasure chests and fully candied dinosaur bones. Let nature's soil sitters watch over your subterranean cache with today's Groupon: for $49, you get a spring tune-up package (a $143 value) from Weed Man lawn care service in Halifax.

Weed Man continuously delves into technological research to develop effective organic lawn care under the Nature's Touch line. Licensed technicians, who earned their Weed Man uniform through a combination of ongoing training and vision quests, jump start growing season with three services for lawns up to 4,500 square feet (larger lawns are charged at standard rate per extra square footage, and will be delivered on multiple visits). The Vital-Lawn fertilization enriches the soil with five-star foliage dining, lushifying grass blades, bulking root systems, and awakening hibernating microorganisms hungry to chow down on thatch. The Rootbuilder mechanical core aeration redistributes lawn nutrients as hollow coring tines roll over the lawn, puncturing soil and removing small plugs. Left on the lawn, the plugs break down and reenter the soil in 7–10 days, bathing the lawn with a fresh layer of microscopic soil citizens that battle lawn disease and break down excess plant matter.

Techs also conduct a comprehensive lawn analysis to assess lawn health, instructing sod owners on managing issues from basic diseases to optimizing nutrient composition in sandy or heavier clay soils. The result is a healthier lawn that naturally filters gasses and chemicals, prevents erosion through a stronger root system, and draws covetous glances from neighbouring rabbit populations.