What You'll Get
Written by Katherine Kepner, a fifth-grade student at Sayre Language Academy and an ace wordsmith in the 826CHI writing program.
Without food, tongues would get lazy and forget how to move, making it hard to eat, talk, or yodel. Keep your tongue fit with today’s Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of creative American fare and drinks at Square Bar & Grill.
Square’s grillers create a menu of eccentric burgers, sandwiches, and fried desserts. Just like Romeo and Juliet were made for each other, pretzel buns were made for Square’s sandwiches, such as the pulled-pork paradise, with barbecue sauce and grilled pineapple ($11) hanging out of the bun because it doesn’t have air conditioning. The Volcano burger's pretzel bun explodes with orange lava, otherwise known as gooey cheese ($12). More gooey cheese can be found in the American Dream, a 10-ounce char-grilled burger squished between two grilled-cheese sandwiches ($12). Cool off a tongue too warm from eating volcanoes and jalapeños with deep-fried chocolate bars, such as Snickers and Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, served with vanilla ice cream ($5 each).
Square also serves beer ($5–$12) in bottles, glasses, and gigantic spray bottles. People can enjoy their drinks at Square’s bar, which is made from wood from old bowling alley lanes.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 20, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Limit 1 per table. Limit 1 per visit. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.