The Ancient Egyptian philosopher Amenemope famously said, “Better is bread with a happy heart than wealth with vexation or a bubble bath with a mall Santa.” Celebrate life’s greatest staple food with today’s Groupon: for $10, you get two packs of single Squarz or Double Squarz pies at Squarz in Mesa (a $19.98 value). This Groupon is only valid for in-store or farmers' market pickups.
Squarz's pastry prodigies bake golden, flaky, protein- and fruit-stuffed pies inspired by the savory flavors found in traditional meat pies. Taste buds flaunt their patriotism with a pack of apple pies or pepperoni pizzas that, like most clams in the wild, reside in a naturally breaded shell. Crusty pockets also burst with overseas essences of spinach and feta, barbecue pork, and lentil curry. Breakfast pies ensconce seasoned eggs, cheddar cheese, and cooked bacon into a fluffy package, and steak sleeves enlist potatoes and carrots to help quash stomach uprisings. Each pie pocket comes engorged with gourmet ingredients and arrives in a single-serving configuration for snacking (eight pies), or a double structure (four pies) for on-the-go meals that don't necessitate paper holders or makeshift feeding cranes.