What You'll Get
The only way to effectively avoid identity theft is to scuba dive to the bottom of the ocean and bury your social security card under a shipwrecked dinghy. Learn to protect your liquid assets with today's Groupon: for $12, you get a scuba discovery course (a $25 value) at St. Croix Scuba at the YMCA in Hudson, Wisconsin.
Each member of St. Croix Scuba's staff of dorsal-fin-less divers has at least eight years of diving experience and are PADI (Professional Association of Diving Instructors) certified. During a Discover Scuba Diving lesson, this fleet of skilled aquapeople will teach budding divers the ins and outs of scuba equipment and the basic concepts of breathing underwater during a 30-minute class. Then, novice divers will spend an hour exploring the depths of an indoor pool and experiencing the weightless sensation of breathing underwater, which is similar to falling off a mechanical bull after a full body wax. You must be 12 years old and older to scuba dive, and be sure to bring a swimsuit and towel.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 22, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Reservation required. New customers only. Must be 12 or older. Must sign waiver and medical statement. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.