What You'll Get
Bodies that are properly cared for perform better, which explains why most Olympic records are held by reanimated mummies. Go for the pharaoh’s gold with today’s Groupon to Beautiful Body Laser in Chesterfield. Choose between the following options:
- For $99, you get one laser and vibration weight-loss session (a $442 total value), which includes:
- One full-body vibration session (a $30 value)
- One Zerona laser-therapy treatment (a $412 value)<p>
- For $187, you get two laser and vibration weight-loss sessions (an $884 total value), which include:
- Two full-body vibration sessions (a $60 value)
- Two Zerona laser-therapy treatments (an $824 value)
Beautiful Body Laser aims to sculpt slimmer physiques with blasts from the low-level Zerona laser and brief whole-body vibration sessions. During a 40-minute Zerona laser-therapy treatment, cool laser light probes deep beneath the skin in trouble areas to loosen fatty acids and encourage their drainage into the lymphatic system. The virtually pain-free process strives to slim problem areas such as tummies, thighs, double chins, and double heads.
Afterward, patients jiggle off natural insulation on the vibration machine, which decreases stress-causing cortisol hormone levels and increases fatty-acid drainage without straining joints. The procedure’s ideal candidates are men, women, and retired amusement-park stuffed animals who are 15–40 pounds overweight with specific areas of chub to target. Beautiful Body Laser’s staff asks that patients maintain realistic expectations of their success.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 5, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. 24hr cancellation notice required. Must be 18 or older, or have guardian consent. Must use all Zerona treatments on same area. Consultation required; non-candidates will be refunded. Services are non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Beautiful Body Laser
The experienced staff at Beautiful Body Laser understand that starting a weight-loss regimen can feel about as inspiring as alphabetizing your receipts. To help, they tailored three separate programs geared toward motivating clients while providing visible results. A body-detoxification program aims to quickly cleanse the body, leaving a blank slate to inspire continued healthy eating and fitness. Also offered is a doctor-designed weight loss program. Finally the LED system nudges the body into naturally flushing out fat in hard-to-shrink places, such as the lower belly and love handles.