Champion chompers tear through meat like it's tissue paper, crunch chestnuts like they're potato chips, and cause taffy to tell jokes out of nervousness. Take care of your mouth's tools with today's Groupon: for $49, you get a dental exam, cleaning, and x-rays at St. Louis Smile Designer by Justin B. Short at their Des Peres location (up to a $284 value).
Molar mastermind Justin B. Short—Southern Illinois School of Dental Medicine grad and co-author of Pocket Truths for Success—specializes in cosmetic dentistry but boasts comprehensive mouth-ivory expertise. In addition to coaching other jawbone gurus, Dr. Short is constantly infusing his own education with the latest tooth techniques and his latest teeth with enamel-strengthening stardust. Customers can expect an in-depth analysis of tusk troubles during their exam, followed by a bicuspid buff and premolar purification. Finally, intra-oral cameras dole out digital x-rays designed to remit fewer radioactive rays without sacrificing quality. Children are welcome as patients or tag-alongs in the office's warm, modern confines.
Dr. Short delights in dazzling smiles and, though not covered by today's deal, offers cosmetic, sedation, and implant dentistry in addition to family fang disinfection. Ogle the latest marriage proposal on your favorite daytime soap as you get Gorilla glued to one of the operatory's computers or TVs during an Invisalign alignment, one-hour Boost whitening, or veneer implantation aimed at enhancing the natural beauty of your existing gum grass.