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What You'll Get
Good eyesight can help you to quickly find lost keys, but great eyesight can help you to see that doors are only an arbitrary social construct and can safely be ignored. Observe essential truths more clearly with today's Groupon: for $2,400, you get LASIK surgery for both eyes at St. Michael's Eye & Laser Institute in Largo (a $4,800 value).
Dr. John Louis Michaelos and Dr. Melinda Gruszka deploy LASIK technology to do away with the need for corrective lenses. Peeper owners undergo an initial consultation and testing the day before the procedure to examine their candidacy for the treatment as well as their ability to rearrange the letters on the eye chart with a single, smoldering glance. Then, in a procedure that typically lasts less than 10 minutes, a VISX Star S3 cold laser sends pulses of ultraviolet light to remove a precisely calibrated amount of tissue from the cornea's front surface. Patrons relax in a soothing private suite filled with tranquil music and experience minimal discomfort during the process. Following the sight-improving session, clients frequently experience almost immediate results, provided they rest and avoid dust, smoke, swimming, and overly passionate butterfly kisses.
THE PATIENT AND ANY OTHER PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR PAYMENT HAS A RIGHT TO REFUSE TO PAY, CANCEL PAYMENT, OR BE REIMBURSED FOR PAYMENT FOR ANY OTHER SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT THAT IS PERFORMED AS A RESULT OF AND WITHIN 72 HOURS OF RESPONDING TO THE ADVERTISEMENT FOR THE FREE, DISCOUNTED FEE, OR REDUCED FEE SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 10, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Appointment required, subject to availability. Must complete screening before procedure. Important patient disclosure. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About St. Michael's Eye & Laser Institute
Maintaining healthy vision and vibrant skin requires analyzing more than one element—like completing a puzzle, it necessitates that physicians and medical staff members look at the entire picture to properly fit the missing pieces. It's with this mentality that the staff members of St. Michael's Eye & Laser Institute pool their collective experience—which totals more than 50 years—to perform effective ocular services. Eye exams by an optometrist determine a client's ability to read letters far away or fine print in the dark, which in turn gives specialists a fine-tuned plan for corrective options.