Before regulated dentistry, humans cleaned their teeth by nibbling on glaciers and cursing in front of grandmothers whittling soap. Revel in the wonders of modern mouth-care with today's deal: for $49, you get a comprehensive dental exam, digital x-rays, and cleaning at St. Pete Smiles in St. Petersburg.

Within an airy, wide-yawning office, St. Pete Smiles' team of grin gurus treats mouth owners to detailed dental rejuvenation through this comprehensive oral treatment. The process begins with an exam and evaluation to ensure teeth and gum health, detect cavities and tooth decay, and quash molar mutinies. Next, decreased-radiation digital x-ray machines paint a detailed image of oral inner workings, often resembling an Abe Lincoln portrait when viewed by fish. Finally, teeth and gums are sheared of their plaquey pelts during a scrupulous scrubbing and cleansing. Dr. Bracy, an ADA member and tooth whisperer, will review the read-out to appraise oral upkeep and offer suggestions for future treatments.