What You'll Get
The teeth are the icebergs of the skeletal system, tiny exposed tips that represent the body’s massive, concealed support structure. Today’s Groupon ensures your bones’ spokesperson sparkles: for $99, you get a dental exam, routine cleaning, and x-rays at Stafford Smiles in Happy Valley (a $443 value).
With more than 30 years of dental experience, AACD accredited Dr. Robert Stafford and his expert staff keep mouths healthy and in pearlescent condition. The 90-minute comprehensive oral inspection starts with digital bitewing and panoramic mouth x-rays to check for decay and buried treasure (a $198 value). A thorough exam scours kissers for signs of mouth cancer, TMJ, and gum disease (a $97 value), and a bite evaluation marks errant bicuspids and wayward canines. The hygienist gently polishes chompers to a snowy gleam, cleaning away hard-to-reach gunk and calcified toothpaste (a $102 value). A protective fluoride varnish caps off the visit, sealing enamel against corrosion and enabling teeth to direct air traffic with glinting smiles (a $46 value).
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 20, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. Must schedule appointment by 5/13/11. 48hr cancellation notice required or fee up to Groupon price may apply. Must be 12 or older. New clients only. Must use in 1 visit. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.