The Tooth Fairy is a burglarizing fetishist specializing in black-market ivory trade, and she must be stopped. Today’s Groupon helps keep teeth in mouths and out of the hands of maniacal, winged phantasms: for $99, you get a new patient special, including a comprehensive exam, cleaning, bitewing x-rays, and an oral cancer screening at Stamford Dental Group, LLC in Stamford (a $347 value).
The dental defenders at Stamford Dental Group keep chompers healthily effervescent and stave off all manner of mouth-menacing maladies. During an exam, these trained tooth technicians will meticulously inspect for any traces of health hazards, including gingivitis, oral cancer, or long-stuck popcorn kernels growing into popcorn trees. Then they’ll explore oral ecosystems from all angles with a series of bitewing x-rays and an innovative Cone Beam CT scan machine, which snaps three-dimensional digital images in mere seconds, significantly reducing radiation exposure, as well as the risk of fidgety molars prematurely breaking their pose. After the exam, a thorough scrubbing of enameled surfaces leaves teeth ready to pleasantly shine during dates, wedding photos, or Mr. Ed impersonation contests.
Visitors to Stamford Dental Group ease pretreatment jitters in the homey, wood-paneled environment warmed by ample sunlight. Soft lighting and tranquil landscape paintings cheer the waiting area, where guests may bone up on the latest issues of Bicuspids Quarterly and Good Mouthkeeping.
47 Oak St.
Stamford, Connecticut 06905