Without the loosening effects of massage, shoulders would stiffen into immobility and fall victim to freeloading parrots and the burden of carrying Earth’s heavyset brother, girth. Pamper your perches with today’s Groupon to Stamps Chiropractic in New Braunfels. Choose from the following options:
- For $15, you get a 30-minute hydro-massage therapy session (a $30 value).<p>
- For $35, you get a 60-minute Swedish or deep-tissue massage (a $75 value).<p>
At Stamps Chiropractic, Dr. Wes Stamps and his team of specialists dish out doses of relaxation via a variety of massage-therapy treatments. During 30-minute hydro massages, clients remain completely clothed and completely dry atop a specialized bed. As powerful waves of water deliver heated, soothing strokes to targeted areas, a user-friendly touch screen encourages further customization with peaceful videos and a relaxing soundtrack that includes music and the tranquil call of howler monkeys.
Alternatively, guests can opt to shed stress beneath the pirouetting fingers of a certified therapist. During Swedish massages, therapists liberate tendons from the manacles of tension with a combination of long strokes and rhythmic tapping. Deep-tissue massages, meanwhile, focus on particularly troublesome areas, coaxing tightly wound tissues to uncoil with precise applications of pressure and assistance from flute-playing snake charmers.