Your teeth are your mouth's ambassadors, your ticket to nachos, and the only things keeping your tongue in your head. Toughen your nacho ticket with today's Groupon to Staples Dental, located in Smith's shopping center:

• For $89, you get a cleaning, exam, and x-rays (a $210 value), with a free fluoride treatment and Sonicare toothbrush provided on future visits (up to a $330 total value).
• For $89, you get an in-office teeth whitening and take-home trays, including one tube of bleach (a $199 value).
• For $89, you get $200 toward a veneer tooth makeover (prices range from $900 to $1250).

With more than 30 years of dental care experience, Dr Staples and his professional staff specialize in quality service and continual care, aimed at improving the quality of life for teeth well into their retirement. Toothsome mouths will receive the stateliest of services as teeth are cleaned to a sparkling sheen brighter than a glowstick in a spotlight. X-rays allow dental professionals to delve into the deepest depths of the mouth to offer preventative foresight that could keep cracked cuspids from erupting. Adult patients who return for a second cleaning after six months will get a fluoride treatment (a $27 value) and those who return for a third visit will get a Sonicare toothbrush (a $99 value), which provides an excellent humming accompaniment to your bathroom sink rendition of “Itsy Bitsy Spider.” The whitening service, a great option for patients of all ages, removes tooth stains in the office while letting patients continue the discoloration carnage at home with trays and bleach. Or, opt for a fancy set of veneers to finally transform your run of the mill mouth with the porcelain teeth of your dreams. With proper care veneers remain smile-ready for more than a decade.