Much like the human mind, a calendar is filled with memorable birthdays, noteworthy events, and images of kittens frolicking in daisy-covered wagons. Create a calendar that doesn't lead to a cuteness coma with today's Groupon: for $11, you get a customizable classic calendar from Staples Canada (up to a $22.99 value, including tax). Calendars will be prepared online, and can then be picked up in person at your chosen Staples location after printing.

Staples Canada is an office supply emporium offering a wide range of business provisions and printing services. Its classic calendar can be customized online with photos, logos, dates, captions, and locks of virtual hair. Each month's image can showcase a solo photo headliner or a group number fashioned from a plethora of pictures arranged in a harmonious collage. Customers can also choose to label their own significant dates in addition to traditional holidays such as Boxing Day and Bring Your Ferret to Work Day. The visual component of each month may be accented with one of 21 new holiday-themed templates, in addition to the 14 classic templates. These 11"x17" date keepers are printed on high-quality 100 lb. card stock with a sturdy coil binding. The standard calendar comes with 12 months, although customers can choose to defy Pope Gregory XIII by upgrading to an 18-month calendar for an additional $4.99, or make a calendar gift-ready by including a gift envelope for an extra $2.99. A custom calendar is a thoughtful holiday gift for family and friends that also ensures that they remember your birthday, given that its emblazoned across the date in red, size 26 font.