Keeping teeth clean and white is the first and only step in coping with the fact that your skeleton is slowly escaping from your body through your mouth. Deal with it with today's Groupon from Star Bright International. Choose between the following options:
- For $25, you get two teeth-whitening pens (a $59 value).
- For $59, you get four teeth-whitening pens (a $118 value).
Star Bright International beams brightness onto teeth with portable whitening pens. Brite Teeth Pro pens employ a stain-combating 36 percent carbomide peroxide gel to visibly whiten teeth and scrawl emoticons on molars at home, work, or on the go. Though the whitening instruments may undo years of gargling with marinara sauce or help launch careers in competitive smiling, they are not effective on veneers or dentures.