Dragons don't actually breathe fire—it's merely an optical illusion caused by the reflection of a fiery-eyed Jean-Claude Van Damme on the lizard’s brilliant fangs. Achieve the luminescence of a doomed dragon’s teeth with today's Groupon: for $105, you get an in-office Sapphire teeth-whitening treatment at StarBrite Dental in Rockville, Maryland (a $514 value).
Dr. Maryam Seifi and her squadron of dental dazzlers restore pearly-white status with the in-office Sapphire whitening method. Over the course of one to three hours (treatment time varies by patient), a bleaching light beams gnashers until a brighter smile emerges. The results of the whitening session are instant, leaving your smile whiter than the aura of an angel. StarBrite recommends touchups every six months to maintain lily-colored results.