Like spritzing an email with cologne, blowing kisses at a movie screen is a heartfelt romantic gesture that proves fruitless in attracting movie stars. Experience unrequited love with today’s Groupon: for $5, you get a movie-theater outing at Star Cinema Grill, redeemable at locations in Conroe, Missouri City, and Webster (up to a $14.29 total value). The outing includes:

• One movie ticket (up to a $10 value)
• One large popcorn (a $4.29 value)<p>

Star Cinema Grill’s motion-picture experts launch moviegoers into the fantastical cosmos of first-run films and seasonal blockbusters amid the drifting aromas of freshly grilled eats. Prior to plopping into a comfy theater seat, screen gazers can survey each location’s now showing list for current features or appraise the coming soon section to plan future outings. While noshing on a large bucket of popcorn, viewers prepare to be wowed by jaw-dropping action, tear-evoking romance, or nightmare-inducing preshow cell-phone warnings. Although not included with today’s deal, Star Cinema Grill offers a full menu of appetizers, entrees, and drinks served by the venue’s friendly wait staff and over-the-hill drones no longer sprightly enough for Hollywood.

Star Cinema Grill’s rates vary between locations and throughout the week.