What You'll Get
Dirty clothes are traditionally worn only by grungy rock stars, mystical imaginary vagabonds, and royals pretending to be "regular people" for the purpose of understanding life outside castle walls. If you don't fit into one of these categories, pick up today's Groupon for Starcrest Cleaners: for $12, you get $25 worth of cleaning from this America's Best Cleaners–certified laundroporium. Being one of only 30 cleaners in the nation to earn ABC certification took Starcrest more than simply hiring the most knowledgeable and stain-despising garment whisperers around—it took passing regular inspections and a barrage of secret-shopper evaluations.
The skilled staff knows the seam of every kind of clothing article and the best way to wipe the grime from any garment. Eliminate condiment calamities on pants or erase scuffs with the lawn from a blazer for $6.95, or spick-and-span a two-piece interview suit for $13.90. Ties get a cleansing belly rub and sweaters a de-frizzing brush for $6.95 each. Drop down $2.60 and to get a dress shirt re-radiant white, which even includes a hand scrubbing of the collars and cuffs and the complimentary replacement of missing buttons.
A Starcrest staffer will come to your home, pick up your laundry, and return it spotless a few days later. The cost for this service is zero (though high-fives are appreciated), so long as you live within an applicable zip code in metro Indianapolis (see sidebar for a complete list of valid zip codes). As an added bonus for the frequent business traveler, Starcrest offers airline mile redemption for every dollar’s worth of cleaning charged to your credit card (including miles for the full value of this Groupon). Furthering the convenience is an online tracking system where clients can access their complete history and account information on the tangled web of the Internet.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 15, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Must have valid credit card available. Valid for zipcodes listed only. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.