What You'll Get
Like babies, cars are cursed with the inability to tell their owners when they are soiled, often resulting in peeling paint, rusty rims, and embarrassing rashes. Seek the intervention of a car-whisperer with today's Groupon: for $65, you get a full bumper-to-bumper, inside and outside car detail at Starlite Car Wash in North Reading (a $130 value). Large SUVs in need of a makeover will need to pay an extra $10 charge.
Starlite Car Wash has been bathing besmirched autos and restoring the stained reputations of sullied subcompacts in the North Reading area for 40 years. The two-hour long detail service ensures enough time for the friendly auto aestheticians to fully evict dirt and debris from the interior and exterior. Drivers and their particular passengers can both feel good knowing that Starlite uses green Ecolab products and well water for its cleaning services.
Filthy and forlorn wagons are first ushered into the tunnel, where their mechanical modesty can be spared from prying eyes as the exterior is stripped of bugs, tar, dirt, and grime, before a vacuuming rids tender insides of dust, crumbs, and half-finished screenplays. A meticulous technician will then shampoo all carpet and mats, condition vinyl and leather bits, rid windows of gunk, and buff and wax the exterior to restore it to its original, vampire-repellent shine. A final tire wash and vent fragrance puts the finishing touches on your car's new body while emitting a pheromone-laden message letting other cars know they are now available for dates. The staff will also thoroughly clean trunks, so owners should plan on removing personal belongings and any incriminating evidence prior to arrival in order to speed up clean time.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 25, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only. Must pay extra fee for large SUVs. Not valid with other offers. No cash back. Gratuity not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.