If woolly mammoths had mastered the triple Lutz, they would've made it out of the Ice Age and into the Bronze Age, if not the Silver or Gold Age. Ensure your long-term survival with today's Groupon: for $6, you get admission and skate rental (up to a $14 value) at the Staten Island Skating Pavilion, an NHL-size indoor ice rink on Arthur Kill Road. First dates, settled soul mates, and any resultant offspring can all revel in a little friction-free frolicking as they circle the ice year-round during weekly public skate sessions on Friday and Saturday nights, as well as Saturday and Sunday afternoons. Skate rental is included, sparing amateur triple-axel attempters the hassle of pasting butter knives to the bottom of their high-tops.