Cleaning your house can be an excellent way to impress a date, but cleaning a vacationing neighbor's house can be an excellent way to hide the fact that you've been living there. Cover your tracks with today's Groupon: for $99, you get professional cleaning in three rooms from StateWide Maids (a $199 value). This Groupon is valid for all Rhode Island zip codes except 02840 and 02841.

StateWide Maids' systematic sanitizers tidy up domiciles with a barrage of both conventional and organic cleaning products and a comprehensive checklist particular to each room. Unencumbered by room-size restrictions, the spot scourers speedily purge dust and cobwebs from furniture, windows, and ceiling fans, wipe away grime from light switches and outlets, and spot-clean walls to erase all evidence of their late-night spaghetti binges. A swirling shine enhances bathroom countertops with a tarnish-free gleam, and an aggressive disinfection banishes dallying germs and sudsy toeprints from floors, toilets and sinks. Refusing to confine their talents to only the most traveled of living spaces, the clean team also beautifies bedrooms with freshly polished furniture, vacuumed or washed floors, and freshly made beds.