The popularity of criss-cross grill marks has been steady since prehistoric times, when cavemen would play hopscotch on great slabs of dinosaur meat. Enjoy a charred checkerboard with today’s Groupon: for $12, you get $25 worth of steak-house fare at Steak Kountry in Sachse.
The fillet flayers at Steak Kountry carve out a menu of meaty medallions complemented by a spacious, country-style setting. Before the main course, grab an appetizer of homestyle onion rings ($5.99) that jumpstart gustatory glands and double as ogre finger accessories. The Judge Bean entree metes out justice against raucous appetites with a thick cut of top sirloin ($14.99), and the Dalton Brothers entree conceals its purloined filet mignon beneath sheets of bacon ($23.99). The Cheyenne chicken-fried chicken breast ($8.49) douses palatable repetition in homemade gravy. A salad and hot-food bar packed with greens touts 85 tasty options ($3.49 with meal; $9.99 by itself), like a choose-your-own-adventure novel written by Emeril Lagasse. After conquering meats of mammoth proportions, guests may peruse the gift shop for toys, candles, and other miscellany, though this Groupon is not valid within its confines.
7010 Highway 78
Sachse, Texas 75048